It has seemed that uncertainty is in the wind at HM. I'm waiting to see if and when #318 will exist, if they can at least match the 10 issues produced in 2021, which I considered not too bad for the ambitious promise of a return to monthly publication. I've gotten 5 in the seven months of 2022.
They seemed to have pumped up their appearance at SDCC this year, from what I could see on their twtr and fbook (cuz that's about as close as I'll get to a convention), and they released a promo video for stuff being developed, that included some bits of a live action Taarna character, in an otherwise digital set. The video link is in this article about HM at SDCC:
https://aiptcomics.com/2022/07/23/heavy-metal-metalverse-film-tv/
However, the comments on the video call out that the non-Taarna bits, promoting their other developments, are grabbed from other movies, which clueless me would not have noticed. So that doesn't look good, using others' stuff to promote one's own properties, as if they don't really have much on their own stuff to show.
(also I can barely stomach the spewage in the press release in the article, buzzwords all over the place, and I'm already sick of "buckle the fuck up".)
A live-actor Taarna movie could be cool, maybe, and I'm somehow reassured that her costume is somewhat more sensible, or at least more practical, than Taarna's outfit in the 1981 movie. A promo shot from fbook:
Snap from the video:
But it would probably be digitized over like most everything else.
I am also amused by the idea of a live-actor Taarna, in that a live actor was used for some of the animation work in the 1981 movie, per an article in the August 1981 issue:
That's about it for what I would look forward to, from the promo. The other things (noted by the titles over the scenes from other movies) are for some of the new things they've been promoting, Adrienne James, Swamp God, Savage Circus, etc, which have not interested me. Overall this promo video isn't encouraging.
Also recently, the HM website shows up as "Metal+" on the front, with tabs for various things digital, talking up "web3" and enefftees and crap, and also a tab for "Physical Goods". That's mostly books and things along with the mag, and a merch section with nothing in it yet, but for the Hildebrandt calendars. This attempted rebranding is likewise discouraging, shunting the magazine to the sidelines, and is reinforced by the article noted above, where blather is expended on it.
And there's a really stupid typo referring to Taarna as the "Last Taarakin".
Also again, right after the SDCC and its breathless announcements and panels, HM's fbook got hacked. It would be amusing if it wasn't so dismaying. Their operation seems to be teetering. It's plagued by customers so furious about unfilled orders that I've heard rumors of a class action suit. Their publishing schedule is inconsistent. They went in with both feet on enefftees, and don't seem to be letting up stepping in it. Their tumblr hasn't been updated in months. I have small hope and smaller confidence that they'll be able to keep the magazine going. Like I've said before, if they go all digital they'll lose me. And I'm pretty sure they don't care.
While I have no sympathies for the Big Shots, whose machinations and hubris burden the operation with extraneous crap and have put it in this position, I'll feel a bit sorry for artists and creators, and the hapless staff trying to do their jobs, and fans of the mag like me (and not like me), who can only watch as Heavy Metal Magazine appears to crumble from the inside. Will someone come in and save it again, like Kevin Eastman did 30 years ago? Small hope is all I have. Enjoy what you can, while you can kids, nothing lasts forever in this world.
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This is a sobering, even depressing, analysis.....the inability to fill orders is never a good sign.
The current situation with HM calls to mind the death of Warren publishing back in 1982..........
it's just my Opinion, and I only see what I can from beneath the rock I live under, but my opinion is that it stinks. I don't know much about Warren, but the HM magazine situtation seems more perilous than the wandering years between the Monthly and Eastman eras (~'86-'92), or more recently when turmoil led to issues being numbered rather than dated.
I can't see the 'Taarna' franchise generating any traction. 90% of contemporary cheesecake comics are purchased by men over 50, who are bombarded every month with 3 variant covers for "Red Sonja' and 'Vampirella' alone, before they even have time to peruse the latest issues of 'Lady Death', 'Betty Page', and 'Jungle Fantasy'. I can't see how a Taarna franchise is going to compete in such a saturated market. And the under 25 year-old males ? Has anyone told the HM management that it's not 1982 anymore, and under-25s are no longer scrutinizing T and A comics to get their jollies ? Does the HM management even know about 4chan, Redtube, and PornHub ?
The sad thing is that good material is still obtainable and could still be in the magazine. I’d much rather it be a great quarterly than an extremely half-assed monthly. It’s a curation issue. Taarna was ok in the original movie, but they have beat that one trick pony to death. The first film was good overall, but I always felt like it strayed from the original spirit of Heavy Metal, due to too many outside influences getting their hands in it. Hopefully this will be fixed before imploding on itself.
Yeah, it's sad. Rather than being open to stories from creators new to us the world over, they're coming up with "From the World of Taarna, a New Supervillain". Supervillain comics seem the antithesis to HM's legacy.
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